Tuesday 20 December 2011

I am a sad pathetic bastard

l think l'm clever, l think l'm funny and l know its true cos the voices in my head tell me so. The Captain voice tells me that a lot. The other voices get me to write things too

l have no real friends but l have a tobacco plant called Spencer in my room. l talk to it a lot but all it just tells me is l'm a nutter. lf they'd unlock the door l would throw Spencer out but Spencer would stop me cos he gets in my head too. l need a foil hat l think.

l post on peoples sites but they don't like me and get rid of me or block me out. They also say l'm a nutter.

My doctor doesnt say that, he says lm a pathetic sad bastard

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awww diddums, got banned off Day Tripper did we? And all because of little ole me. Got some surprises coming for you, dumbass

Freebird Jussy said...

This tosser is the plant!!!!

Eddie said...

Thx, wondered what all the links were about.Explains why the sad cnut is spammin

Dickie Doubledick said...

Why are the voices in my head telling me this ?

Anonymous said...

####c##d##i##9@##l.com

:-)

Smoo sniffer said...

Oochy oochy coo - is that smoo?

Doubt it, but it's worth a try. If it IS smoo, we've met irl.

If you really really want attention I'm quite prepared to give you some in a positive manner.

Very nice pictures btw

Dickie Doubledick said...

lts not fair when the likes of Snowden, Leggy n Smokey just ignore and delete my posts. They dont even put on moderation. lts like l dont even exist. l want them to stop it now cos l take time to do them posts. lf they dont l'll stamp my feet and scream and scream and scream. l'll tell my mummy too.

Anonymous said...

my poor boy. I'm his mum. You lot are horrible to him so he's coming to me for bitty because he needs a little bit of love and comfort. I woulda packed in breast feeding when he was two but he does love his mummy so much. Girls don't like him but I'm glad cus he got me. He keeps forgetting to take his meds. I'll have to keep a better eye on him in future. I think I shouldnta got him that computer a couple of xmases ago.

Martin C said...

Deleting comments is far easier than moderation. You can spot this fucking morons inane ramblings at a glance. You don't even have to read it, click and its gone.You have to look through the comments anyway if you put moderation on so why bother.

Anonymous said...

Like a bug on your windscreen. Just a quick flick of the washers n wipers and it's gone. Must say a bug has more intelligence than this cnut has.

Smoo sniffer said...

@Anonymous mum - I'm not horrible to him at all.

I'm here as a fellow attention seeker offering sympathy, that's all.

92.11.115.84 said...

Maidstone Kent

Anonymous said...

The psychopathological troll is motivated to participate in an internet forum by psychotic delusions or compulsions, or by a neurotic seeking of false self-esteem. The postings of a psychotic troll are unlikely to make any recognizable sense at all. On SOLO, the moderation of first posters effectively eliminates truly psychotic trolls. The neurotic troll either seeks to obtain false self-esteem by manipulating the reactions of others, or by demonstrating his “power” to destroy what others enjoy. The neurotic troll is often manipulative enough to make it past the initial moderation. However, on a Randian site such as SOLO, the neurotic troll’s primacy of consciousness soon becomes evident: rather than respond substantively to the actual claims and arguments in the articles and posts he attacks, the neurotic troll twists and spins whatever he responds to, into whatever he has “the perfect answer” to

smoo sniffer said...

IF this is the culprit, he's just buggered around a bit on the sites I've been on and been a bit annoying. IF IF IF.

Happy to see he has a sense of ideological spread though.

Not a Rand fan myself, but each to their own.

Anyway, I actually want to give him attention, as I see him as being in a grey area.

Dickie Doubledick said...

l go under the name spencerdavis and my e-mail is spencerdavis69@aol.com

My IP is 92.11.115.84 (Maidstone Kent)

Thought l'd tell you this because l was too stupid to hide the IP properly on DayTripper. Also too stupid not to change anything else.

smoo sniffer said...

Ah - but can you prove that you are the troll? Can I prove that this is not a troll trap?

Anonymous said...

Who gives a fuck what you think smoo or whatever else you call yourself? Tosser!

Anonymous said...

The imponderable difficulty that poor Dickie faces is that he does not really know whether or not he is crazy.

But he should be of good cheer! By definition, all aSHITES are crazy since they believe that they can rule the world. This condition is called 'Megalomania'.

THE CONDITION CAN BE TREATED!

But do not trust doctors. Treat the condition yourself. Buy a bottle of whiskey and a packet of fags (preferably by going to France, since they are cheaper there). Drink the bottle of whiskey and smoke all the fags. Repeat daily. Terminate the treatment when you die.

Problem solved. Therapy successful.

Paul L said...

Better therapy for the twat

http://www.voc.iinet.net.au/images/handsoff.jpg

Anonymous said...

Great picture, Paul!

The twot, twit, twet would have a little difficulty with a keybord!

Anonymous said...

Dickie Doubledick said...
l go under the name spencerdavis and my e-mail is spencerdavis69@aol.com
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and I hate to think the reason for what the "69" is in your email and what you are trolling for, dickie.

Paul L said...

You forgot about his butt of a friend from DT - Captain! Think that removes all doubt for the meaning of 69. Co*ksuckers both!

Anonymous said...

Just been through it's posts on daytripper, gobby little runt. lf the cowardly little shit comes from behind his keyboard he deserves a good slapping.

Anonymous said...

Too young for slapping - spanking maybe more appropriate.

dickiebaiter said...

Why did you stop, do it more.