Tuesday 20 December 2011

I am a sad pathetic bastard

l think l'm clever, l think l'm funny and l know its true cos the voices in my head tell me so. The Captain voice tells me that a lot. The other voices get me to write things too

l have no real friends but l have a tobacco plant called Spencer in my room. l talk to it a lot but all it just tells me is l'm a nutter. lf they'd unlock the door l would throw Spencer out but Spencer would stop me cos he gets in my head too. l need a foil hat l think.

l post on peoples sites but they don't like me and get rid of me or block me out. They also say l'm a nutter.

My doctor doesnt say that, he says lm a pathetic sad bastard